The Worst Toast Ever Witnessed

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About ten years ago, my wife was a bridesmaid at the wedding of one of her childhood best friends. I’ve never been a massive fan of attending weddings and their receptions, but I was especially dreading this one.

The bride herself had always been decent enough to me, and I respected that my wife had a close relationship when…

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Edward Riley

Edward Riley

Lover of human sexuality, nature, reading (fantasy, horror, sci-fi), the written word & much more. INTJ. edwardsaudioadventures@gmail.com

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